You’ve probably heard the old saying, “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” It’s a stereotype but one with a great deal of truth to it. However, just because it’s often true doesn’t mean it’s always true. Guys like hearing their praises sung just like women do, and women enjoy a nice shot of beefcake once in a while. We aren’t here just to teach you how to compliment men and women, though. Instead we offer a wide variety of funny, cute and sometimes even dirty pick-up lines for girls to hit on guys and vice versa.
If you’re having a hard time coming up with a pick-up line that could work, try some of the clever ones we have here. Now, simply because all our lines are obviously on-line, it’s possible that someone may have heard these before – so one thing you have to do is match the line to the person. The girl who is really sarcastic is going to appreciate a sarcastic line, while the guy who really has a soft heart is going to want to hear something sweet.
Absolutely Hilarious Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
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- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
- Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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- Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
- Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Cute Pickup Lines to Use on Guys
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
- Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- You are like my favourite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!
Cute Pickup Lines to Use on Girls
- I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.
- Can you catch? because I think I’m falling in love with you.
- I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!
Really Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys
- Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
- I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
Funny Pick-up Lines to Use on Guys
- Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
- You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
- Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
- I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
- Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
- Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Never-fail Flirty Pick Up Lines for Men
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
- I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
- Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
- Hey, can you help me get to a Doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!
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- Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
- You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
- Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Is your mom a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
- You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?
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- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] She wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?
- “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
- When was the last time you kissed a girl?
- Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve ever seen.
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- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
- I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
- You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
- Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
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- If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.
- I’m going to have to report Spotify…Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
- If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
- Hey girl, are you a broken compass? Because I don’t know where I was going with that one.
- Of all your curves…your smile is my favorite.
- My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl…wanna use their money to buy drinks?
- Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill…but, you look like you’re into Stranger Things.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
- What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock? I’d enjoy waking up to you.
- I like to take free things, and if you’re free I’ll take you out sometime.
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