Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys To Use in Bumble or Tinder


You’ve probably heard the old saying, “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” It’s a stereotype but one with a great deal of truth to it. However, just because it’s often true doesn’t mean it’s always true. Guys like hearing their praises sung just like women do, and women enjoy a nice shot of beefcake once in a while. We aren’t here just to teach you how to compliment men and women, though. Instead we offer a wide variety of funny, cute and sometimes even dirty pick-up lines for girls to hit on guys and vice versa.

If you’re having a hard time coming up with a pick-up line that could work, try some of the clever ones we have here. Now, simply because all our lines are obviously on-line, it’s possible that someone may have heard these before – so one thing you have to do is match the line to the person. The girl who is really sarcastic is going to appreciate a sarcastic line, while the guy who really has a soft heart is going to want to hear something sweet.

Absolutely Hilarious Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys

  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

What Should I Say in My First Message on Bumble?

  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
  • Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

How Do You Start a Conversation in Tinder?

  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
  • If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  • Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Cute Pickup Lines to Use on Guys

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • You are like my favourite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!

Cute Pickup Lines to Use on Girls

  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • What pickup line actually works on you?
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.
  • Can you catch? because I think I’m falling in love with you.
  • I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!

Really Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys

  • Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
  • I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.

Funny Pick-up Lines to Use on Guys

  • Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
  • You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
  • Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
  • Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Never-fail Flirty Pick Up Lines for Men

  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
  • You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  • Hey, can you help me get to a Doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!

Terribly Good Pick-up Lines For Boyfriend

  • Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
  • You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
  • Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • Is your mom a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
  • There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
  • You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?

Smooth Pick-up Lines to Use on Guys – Impress Him

  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] She wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  • Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?
  • “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
  • When was the last time you kissed a girl?
  • Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve ever seen.

Clever Pick Up Lines for Guys to Make Them Blush

  • Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  • You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
  • Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
  • Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

The Best of Reddit Part 1: Top Pickup Lines

  • If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.
  • I’m going to have to report Spotify…Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
  • If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
  • Hey girl, are you a broken compass? Because I don’t know where I was going with that one.
  • Of all your curves…your smile is my favorite.
  • My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl…wanna use their money to buy drinks?
  • Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill…but, you look like you’re into Stranger Things.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
  • What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock? I’d enjoy waking up to you.
  • I like to take free things, and if you’re free I’ll take you out sometime.

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