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50 Funny Hashtags for Instagram

Instagram is a terrific place for sharing photos with friends, following your crowd to see what they’re up to, and checking out interesting hashtags to expand your horizons. All in all, Instagram is a great way to waste a little time having some fun in the process!

One of the most powerful features of Instagram is the way that you can apply a hashtag to a particular photo, enabling other Instagram users to find your photos even if they don’t know or follow you. When you post your own pictures, putting up an awesome hashtag (or a few) is key to getting a wider audience. Instagram hashtags can be generic sometimes, sure, but they can also be silly, heartwarming, and even hilarious.

In this article, I’ve collected some of the funnier hashtags I’ve ever found so that you can be inspired to create your own… or you can just borrow these hashtags. Regardless, I won’t tell anyone.

You can also use these hashtags as a way to find funny original content that other people have posted!

General Funny

Not sure what you’re in the mood for? These general-purpose hashtags are good for finding funny content that’s already on the site. Search on these hashtags and I guarantee you’ll get some easy entertainment.

  • #funny
  • #hilarious
  • #funnymoments
  • #funnypics
  • #funnyasf
  • #funnyaf
  • #humor
  • #sarcasm
  • #instafunny

  • #funnymemes
  • #funnyvideos
  • #funnyvid
  • #funnytext
  • #funnymovie
  • #comedy
  • #comedians
  • #lmao
  • #rofl
  • #lol
  • #epic

Funny Pets

If you love both pets and comedy, try some of these hashtags to check out what other people’s crazy pets are up to. Granted, if you’re looking for slightly less conventional pets, you might need to dig a little deeper, but we have faith in your tenacity at posting and finding hilarious posts about pets of all sorts.

  • #catsofinstagram
  • #catsarecrazy
  • #funnycat
  • #funnydog
  • #funnypets

Funny Children

When your kids say ridiculous things or get up to crazy hijinks, use these hashtags to tell the world about them. Or you can use these hashtags to see the hilarity that other people’s kids are up to.

  • #reasonsmysoniscrying
  • #wheresthecoffee
  • #sendwipes
  • #gothefucktosleep
  • #raisingagenius
  • #itstooquiet
  • #whathavetheydone

Self-Deprecating

You’re pretty terrific, so don’t put yourself down too seriously…but everyone likes a person who can laugh at themselves once in a while. Besides, self-awareness is cool. These hashtags let you laugh at others pain (or share a little of your own to make other people laugh).

  • #friendzoneforever
  • #whyimsingle
  • #weird
  • #cringe
  • #edgey
  • #edgelord
  • #wordtgifever
  • #meIRL

Memes

Nothing says “funny on the Internet” like memes these days. Catch up on the latest the Internet has to offer with these hashtags and try not to be too disappointed when you stumble over some inevitable duds. Here are some good meme hashtags.

  • #memeslayer
  • #memelord
  • #memesbelike
  • #memesfordays

Themes

Some hashtags have very specific themes from taking pictures of feet to making smiley faces out of food.

  • #1letterwrongmovie
  • #pranks
  • #smilingfood
  • #airportcarpet
  • #donttellmom
  • #fromwhereIstand

  • #momtexts
  • #dadtexts
  • #sleepingonthecouch
  • #nerdypickuplines
  • #textsfromlastnight

So if you are looking for posts that are funny about something very specific,  Instagram theme tags are the way to go.

Twitter

Bear in mind that Instagram isn’t the only place for hashtags! In fact, remember that Twitter is where hashtags got famous. If you’re interested in funny, consider checking out some of these trending Twitter tags.

  • #ithoughtiwascool
  • #whydonttheymakethat
  • #iusedtothink
  • #myweirdwaiter
  • #misheardlyrics

Now get clicking, and start laughing! But remember, if you turn into one of those people that communicate solely in hashtags, TechJunkie will not be held responsible for any cringe-worthy that happens due to your funny hashtags.

If you’re looking for funny Instagram captions, check out 45 Instagram captions for Memorial Day or you might like this how-to article, The Correct Dimensions for Images and Videos for Instagram Stories. 

If you have any funny Instagram hashtags to suggest, please leave a comment below!

56 Best Strong Women Quotes for Instagram

If you go on Instagram for any amount of time, you’ll be deluged with love quotes and break-up quotes from your women friends. You’ll see people waxing poetic about their BFFs or their fondness for cake and wine. But there’s more to a woman’s life than her relationships and what she eats, and it’s time for women to show their strong side! Here are some great Instagram captions that will capture your inner Joan of Arc.

Strong is Not a Bad Word

  • If my strength intimidates you, I hope you realize that’s a weakness of yours.
  • Strong women only scare weak men.
  • Strength is not something you apologize for.

  • “I’m tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” – Madonna
  • “I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.” – Amy Poehler
  • “I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.” – Charlotte Brontë
  • “A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.” – Lisa Kleypas

Strength is Beauty

  • You’re a diamond dear – they can’t break you.
  • Little girls with dreams become beautiful women.
  • “I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.” – Audrey Hepburn
  • “There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.” – Mae West

Strength in Adversity

  • Women are like teabags; we don’t know our own strength until we are in hot water.
  • Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it.
  • Life is tough but so are you.

  • “Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.” – Oprah
  • “I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott
  • “We realize the importance of our voices only when we are silenced.” – Malala Yousafzai

Strength in Numbers

  • I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me.
  • A strong woman is someone who raises other women up instead of tearing them down.
  • A strong woman stands up for herself. A stronger woman stands up for everyone else.
  • “Each time a woman stands up for herself, she stands up for all women.” – Maya Angelou
  • “There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” – Madeleine Albright

Strength Alone

  • I’m not afraid to eat alone, because I know what I bring to the table.
  • Be your own best friend not your own worst enemy. Life is easier that way.

  • “Some women choose to follow men, and some choose to follow their dreams.” – Lady Gaga
  • “Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” – Nora Ephron
  • “A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.” – D.H. Lawrence
  • “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” – Mae West

Strength Earns Respect

  • Spoil me with loyalty, I can finance myself.
  • Girls want attention. Women want respect.
  • “Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention.” – Pink
  • “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  • “People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat, or a prostitute.” – Rebecca West

Strength and Freedom

  • “Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.” – Virginia Woolf
  • “In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
  • “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” – Lilith Saintcrow
  • “A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.” – Coco Chanel
  • “A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.” – Gloria Steinem
  • “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” – Katharine Hepburn

Strength in Motherhood

  • “You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.” – Brigham Young
  • “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.” – Mark Twain
  • “No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother.” – Margaret Sanger
  • “Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.” – Barbara Kingsolver
  • “There is eternal influence and power in motherhood.” – Julie B. Beck

Girl Power

  • If I ever let my head down, it will just be to admire my shoes.
  • My superpower is that I’m a woman.

  • Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman.
  • Strong enough to bear children then get back to business.
  • Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
  • “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West
  • “When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.” – Diane Von Furstenberg

Unstoppable

  • She believed she could, so she did.
  • “The question isn’t who’s going to let me, it’s who’s going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand (paraphrase)
  • “The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.” – Rosanne Barr
  • “I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one.” – Calamity Jane
  • “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Now if these quotes and captions don’t have you fired up, then nothing will. Time to show your friends your inner strength.

(Want some captions for your family photos? Try out our Instagram captions for cousins! Need something for your snaps of you and your SO? We’ve got captions for couples! And of course check out our Girl Power captions!)

 

 

 

49 Riverdale Quotes for Instagram

At the start of 2017, Archie and his legendary crew from the long-running comic series were resurrected in rare form. CW’s hit series Riverdale is a teen drama inspired by the classic archetypes from the original tales, albeit with a few darker twists thrown in. If you’re a fan wanting to share a favorite scene or just trying to find the perfect Riverdale quote to capture the moment, then look no further.

When it comes to Riverdale, there’s a character for every occasion.

Archie

This football player-meets-musician isn’t as perfect as he seems, but he’s still a pretty stand-up guy. And sometimes you just need a touch of that manly drama to say how you feel.

  • “You can’t go through life trying not to get hurt.”
  • “Don’t underestimate her. And don’t bet against her.”
  • “You are so perfect. I’ll never be good enough for you.”
  • “From now on, we’re protecting our own.”

  • “I was born alone. I’ll die alone. I’ll sing alone. I’ll be OK.”
  • “We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will end you.”

Jughead

Archie’s best friend brings the high school “lone wolf” to the next level. And if you need a bit of hipster flare without quite sounding like a hipster, he’s got you covered.

  • “Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?”
  • “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird.”
  • “I self-identify as a loner.”
  • “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

  • “You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.”
  • “I don’t fit in, and I don’t wanna fit in.”
  • “To be discussed over many burgers and many days…”
  • “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, especially not when there’s a snake curled up in its limbs.”
  • “We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?”
  • “There’s that old cliché saying – ‘It’s always darkest before the dawn.’ But sometimes there’s just darkness.”
  • “That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.”

Betty

A goodie two-shoes to her core, Betty still manages to have a little sour in her sweet.

  • “Who would’ve thought at the beginning of the year that we would all become great friends?”
  • “I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect.”
  • “Can I just do this one thing for me?”

  • “We’re both so lucky, I mean, don’t you think? To have found the people that we’re meant to be with?”
  • “I’m not gonna stop until I prove it.”

Veronica

The polar opposite of Betty, Veronica’s referential humor tells it like it is. If you’re looking for a way to say what you think without caring what anyone else thinks, then there’s no one better to turn to.

  • “I don’t follow the rules. I make them. And when necessary,  I break them.”
  • “I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.”
  • “You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie, but I’m not.”

  • “Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?”
  • “You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.”
  • “If the Manolo Blahnik fits…”
  • “You ever seen what happens to a snake when a Louboutin heel steps on it? Keep talking and you’ll find out.”
  • “I need to know my dad’s life, and he needs to know mine.”

Cheryl

The mean-spirited Cheryl is possibly the only other girl in Riverdale who can dish it out quite like Veronica.

  • “I need girls with fire on my squad.”
  • “I’m in the mood for chaos.”
  • “Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.”
  • “Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.”
  • “I think she’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.”
  • “If you breathe, it’s because I give you air.”

  • “You’ve got the vocabulary of a baked potato.”
  • “Did you really think you could party without inviting moi?”
  • “Want to team up for a little destruction?”
  • “You’re welcome to challenge me, but you’ll lose.”

Kevin

This openly-gay and observant young teen can sometimes see the other characters better than they see themselves.

  • “Let’s start with skinny dipping and see what happens.”
  • “In real life, what you see is what you get.”

  • “You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.”
  • “If you can’t accept what I do, whatever I do, then we’re just…we’re not really friends.”
  • “Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.”

Josie

Josie and her Pussycats are characterized by power, passion, and perseverance.

  • “Alright girl, go get changed. ‘Cause we’re gonna rock it!”
  • “Read my glossed lips – not gonna happen.”

  • “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
  • “We have to claw our way into the same room you can just waltz into.”

If none of these characters speak to your Instagram feed, then there are plenty others to choose from. After all, Riverdale leaves no character concept unexplored.

60 BAE Quotes for Facebook and Instagram

It doesn’t have to be Valentine’s Day for you to give a shout out to your bae over Facebook or Instagram. In fact, when it comes to love, just about any day is a good day to express yourself. Not sure how to tell your favorite person that they are, in fact, your favorite? We’ve got your back with some of the silliest, sappiest, and sweetest love quotes and sentiments. Now you have no excuse not to tell everyone on social media exactly how you feel.

Defining Love with Your Bae

What is love? What perfect words can capture that nebulous feeling the two of you have? Try some of these:

  • Love isn’t complicated; people are.
  • Love means two minds without a single thought.
  • Love is cute when it’s new, but it’s most beautiful when it lasts.
  • Love is a skill we learn together.
  • Love is kissing someone even when they’re sick.
  • Love isn’t never having to say you’re sorry; it’s never being afraid to.
  • Love is simple: never give up on me and I’ll never give up on you.
  • I think our love can do anything we want it to.

On What Makes a Relationship Work

Along similar lines, some of these sayings unpack the nature of relationships and remind you and your bae of what it takes to make one work so you’ll be together for the long haul.

  • A successful relationship involves falling in love many times and always with the same person.
  • A relationship is like a baby; it needs to be treated gently and given room to grow.
  • The best lovers are best friends.
  • Two people who love each other are not the same; they just have the best understanding of their differences.
  • Strong relationships don’t go through hell; they get through it.
  • A strong relationship means choosing to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other.

On Marriage with Your Bae

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If the two of you are particularly serious, you might want to hint at that special future with your special someone with one of these well-phrased sentiments.

  • Don’t marry someone you can live with; marry someone you can’t live without.
  • Being a first love is great, but being a last love is perfection.
  • When I think of my future, you’re always in it; I guess that makes it our future.
  • Relationship goals: you.
  • Never confuse the wedding with the marriage; the first one has to be perfect.
  • Marriage is having a sleepover with your best friend every night.
  • Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Feelings About Your Bae

If marriage is just a shade too serious for you right now, that’s no reason not to still try and tell your bae how you feel. After all, you don’t need to have a ring on your finger to let someone know you love them.

  • The happiest moment of my life was when I realized you felt the same way about me as I do about you.
  • It’s amazing when you have feelings for someone and they have those exact same feelings for you.
  • I love my life because it’s you.
  • It’s crazy to think you have so much control over my happiness.
  • My goal is to make you the happiest person in the world.
  • The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
  • Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

Funny

If you’re more of the joking type, or if your bae just needs a bit of cheering up, consider a lighthearted effort like one of the following. Just make sure that special someone has a sense of humor.

  • Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.
  • Love is an ocean of emotion entirely surrounded by expenses.
  • Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.
  • I love you no matter what you do; but do you have to do so much of it?
  • You’re the ping to my pong.
  • You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
  • You’re the mango in my margarita.
  • You make me feel like Cinderella in jeans.

Super Sappy

Do you tend toward the other end of the spectrum? Or is your bae the one who appreciates the unicorns and flowers? Here are some of the cheesiest but most loving quotes we could pull together.

  • Finding your soul mate is like finding a tear drop in the ocean. Guess we got lucky.
  • If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say, “I love you.”
  • Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world; finding you was the first.
  • I wanted to tell you all my secrets, but you became my biggest one.
  • If I’ve done one thing right in life, it’s fall in love with you.
  • You became Mr. Perfect before my eyes.
  • If I could choose to be with you only twice, then I would choose “now” and “forever.”

Borrowing From the Greats

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Of course, nobody says it quite like the movies. These famous love lines are sure to make even guys swoon, and maybe they can even inspire a movie night with you and your bae.

  • “You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire
  • “As you wish.” – The Princess Bride
  • “You want the moon? Say the word and I’ll throw a lasso and pull it down.” – It’s a Wonderful Life
  • “After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.” – Sex and the City
  • “You make me want to be a better man.” – As Good As It Gets
  • “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally
  • “Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s” – Amelie
  • “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”– The Notebook
  • “They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true.” – Big Fish
  • ” I wish I had done everything on Earth with you.” – The Great Gatsby

More Sentiments

If you’ve gotten to the bottom of our list and still haven’t found the right remark for your Instagram or Facebook post, consider one of these extra, but no less powerful, expressions.

  • It’s sweet when someone remembers every single detail about you, not because you remind them but because they pay attention.
  • You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find another girl just like me.
  • You are too full of life to be half-loved.
  • You’re my first thought in the morning and my last thought before I fall asleep.
  • Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
  • If love doesn’t scare you, then you’re not doing it right.
  • You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

Now your Facebook or Instagram feed will be the envy of every romantic for miles. If your bae doesn’t already know how strongly you feel, he or she will soon, and so will everyone else you know. If you can hear everyone on your friends list groaning, then you’ve probably made your point.

What are some lovey-dovey things you’ve said to your bae? Were they clever? Heartwarming? Goofy? Let us know!

50+ “I love you more than X” Quotes for your Instagram Captions

Valentine's Day Captions for Instagram

People use Instagram for a huge variety of content. Whether it’s vacation selfies, pictures of the kids, updates on work or family, or just funny things we saw on the way to lunch, Instagram is the place where we post the daily events of our lives and share our interests and passions with others. Speaking of passion, one popular use for Instagram is as a forum for proclaiming our love for that special someone. People post emotional pictures with flowery language or adorable comics to convey their deepest feelings for their sweethearts, spouses, family, pets, or whoever else is tugging on their heartstrings. With so many romantic posts flying through your own feed, it can be difficult to think of something clever or original to share with your loved ones to proclaim your feelings. Luckily, we’ve compiled a list of love sayings for your Instagram captions. These quotes are grouped by theme, each one opening with a statement of your love and ending with a little something special and unique.

Let’s take a look at some “I love you more” quotes.”

I love you more than…

The best place to start this list is with some basic approaches, nothing terribly ground-breaking but definitely tried and true. Whether you feel passionate about food, movies, animals, or anything else, we have a great quote for you here. Compare the love in your life with our list below.

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  • I love you more than shopping.
  • I love you more than pizza.
  • I love you more than cheese.
  • I love you more than chocolate.
  • I love you more than coffee.
  • I love you more than cookies.
  • I love you more than dogs.
  • I love you more than sushi.
  • I love you more than Shark Week.
  • I love you more than Instagram.
  • I love you more than springtime showers.
  • I love you more than lazy Sunday mornings.
  • I love you more than Pawn Stars.
  • I love you more than ALL THE THINGS.

Want to personalize this? Think of your favorite food, activity, or holiday – or theirs – and proclaim it as less worthy than your loved one.

I love you more than there are…

Next, a quick look at some variations on the “I love you more than” quote. This time, we’ll add a modifier to the mix.

  • I love you more than there are stars in the sky.
  • I love you more than there are waves that break the shore.
  • I love you more than there are corns on a cob.
  • I love you more than there are fish in the sea.
  • I love you more than there are leaves on a tree.
  • I love you more than there are grains of sand on the beach.
  • I love you more than there are dirty dishes in my kitchen.
  • I love you more than there are deals at Costco.

To personalize this, think of something you and your loved one do together.

I love you more than____ loves _____

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  • I love you more than Paula Dean loves butter.
  • I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
  • I love you more than Everybody loves Raymond.
  • I love you more than Canada loves hockey.
  • I love you more than peanut butter loves jelly.
  • I love you more than buttons have holes.
  • I love you more than Joan Jett loves Rock & Roll.
  • I love you more than Joanie loves Chachi.
  • I love you more than a cat loves a box.
  • I love you more than the ninja turtles love pizza.
  • I love you more than Juliet loves Romeo.
  • I love you more than a pig loves mud.
  • I love you more than coffee loves sugar.

To personalize this, think of a movie you and your loved one both enjoy. Then write something like “I love you more than Zuko loves Sandy.”

I love you more than I hate…

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  • I love you more than I hate you.
  • I love you more than I hate everything else.
  • I love you more than I hate your farts.
  • I love you more than I hate Mondays.
  • I love you more than I hate people.
  • I love you more than I hate posting on Instagram (meta).
  • I love you more than I hate my job.
  • I love you more than I hate your breath.
  • I love you more than I hate your family.

To personalize this, think of your biggest pet peeve and declare your hatred of it less than your love.

Other (Romantic)

  • I love you more than you know.
  • I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
  • I love you more than words can express.
  • I love you more than I ever thought possible.
  • I love you more than I’ve ever loved anything.
  • I love you more than I can bear.
  • I love you more than the wind and the trees and the sun and the rain.

Other (Funny)

  • I love you more than yesterday…yesterday you got on my nerves.
  • I love you more than bacon…but please don’t make me prove it.
  • I love you more than I love naps…but I’m going to nap anyway.
  • I love you more than I probably should.

There you have it, a complete list of love sayings to woo that special someone. Bookmark this for later and you’ll have love lines to last all year.

82 Profile Picture Captions for Instagram and Facebook

They say a picture says a thousand words, but sometimes you’ll need a few more to make sure you get the point across. That’s why you shouldn’t just update that social media profile pic. Update it with style, using a caption that says a lot with very little.

A Little Mystery

  • Just staying a mystery.
  • Stay a mystery.
  • Mysterious, no?
  • Make people wonder.
  • I’m a puzzle even I can’t solve.
  • Be an enigma.

Unstoppable

  • I can, and I will.
  • The view is great from here.
  • This is just the beginning.
  • Do the impossible.
  • Life has no limits.

  • I reach my limits, and then I laugh at them.
  • Always strive to be better.
  • Turn your dreams into memories.
  • Don’t mistake my confidence for arrogance.
  • Be ultimate!

No Haters

  • You wish you were on my level.
  • Keep your jealousy to yourself.
  • Don’t judge what you can’t understand.
  • Underestimate me. I dare you.
  • Be the opposite of what people expect.
  • Many have an image of me but few get the picture.
  • Calm in a storm.
  • Tough as nails.
  • Those who talk about me behind my back are just afraid to face me.

A Smile A Day

  • Just smile!
  • The prettiest thing I own is a smile.
  • Collect smiles!
  • Be the source of your own smiles.

  • Handing out smiles.
  • Smiling for no reason.
  • A smile is its own reason to smile.
  • Smile so often you don’t know you’re doing it.
  • My smile isn’t “cute;” it’s incredible!

Be Bright

  • Life is lovely!
  • Shine on.
  • Happiness is the first item on my “to-do” list.
  • Happiness is a journey.
  • Be the sun in other people’s lives.
  • Set your own soul on fire.
  • It’s my kind of day.
  • Good for the soul.
  • Just peachy.
  • Happiness comes in waves – ride them.

Independent

  • Find your competition in the mirror.
  • Be your own miracle.
  • Make yourself proud.
  • Busy being me.
  • Collect confidence!

  • Moving to my own rhythm.
  • Following my own rules.

Embracing the Now

  • Live in the moment.
  • Cherish the moment.
  • Winging it!
  • Beauty in simplicity.
  • Right where I’m supposed to be.
  • Live every moment like it’s yours.
  • This moment is all I need.
  • Create your moments.
  • Making memories everyday.

Love Yourself First

  • Life isn’t perfect, but I might be.
  • Find yourself. Be yourself. Love yourself.
  • The only person who’s owed your love is you.
  • Learning to love myself.
  • Double dose of awesome.
  • I’m a classic.

  • Compromise on everything but yourself.
  • Love yourself more, but don’t love others less.
  • A selfie is the best compliment you can give yourself.

Sass Says it Best

  • Just being fabulous.
  • It’s all about the style.
  • I’m nicer than I look.
  • Every innocent face has a wild side.
  • Stay it with attitude.
  • It’s all about the state of mind.
  • Be hot but with a cool attitude.
  • Cool is kinda my thing.
  • Looking good!
  • Whatever.
  • Get the picture?
  • Angel on the outside.
  • I’m an open book, so check me out.

Did we miss a favorite quote or quip? Leave a comment and help us grow our list!

53 Instagram Captions for Girls – Girl Power!

From groundbreaking academy award nominations to social justice strides in the workplace, women are stepping out and making their voices heard. Social media has provided a fabulous and visible forum for many voices, whether they are calling out wrongdoing, celebrating a personal achievement, or simply sharing a favorite book, show, or pair of boots.

Add your voice to the mix with a statement of your own or try one of these on for size to get started.

Independent

  • A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better.
  • I know what I bring to the table, so trust me when I say I’m not afraid to eat alone.
  • Love yourself first.

  • I’m my first priority.
  • Behind every successful woman is herself.
  • “Find who you are in this world and what you need to feel good alone.” – Angelina Jolie

 

Smart

  • A girl’s best friend is her brain.
  • A smart girl knows she has no bounds.
  • “Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world.” – Hillary Clinton

 

Quirky

  • Portrait of an awkward girl.
  • Sarcasm is my superpower.
  • Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
  • I am the perfect combination of all my flaws.
  • “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

 

Attitude

  • I’m not ashamed of myself. That’s what my parents are for.
  • Capture my wild side.

  • I’m my own bad influence.
  • “Some days I am more wolf than woman, and I’m still learning how to stop apologizing for my wild.” – Nikita Gill

 

All Business

  • Messy bun and getting stuff done.
  • I don’t do drama. I do business.
  • “I’m tough, ambitious, and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” – Madonna

 

Confident

  • Be picky with selfies and pickier with men.
  • Life is too short to worry about what others think.
  • You’re awesome. Dress like it!
  • My heels are higher than your standards.
  • Know your worth. Ten add tax.
  • I don’t need to make noise – my accomplishments will do that for me.
  • Be who you want to be and not who others want to see.
  • I have designer confidence.
  • “I’m freaking dope.” – Jessica James The Incredible Jessica James
  • “Some people say I’m an overachiever, but I think they’re just jealous.” – Tracy Flick Election

 

Sweet and Simple

  • Dress well, but keep it simple.
  • Surround yourself with positivity.

  • Life is only as complicated as you make it.
  • I’m a Sunday morning kind of girl.

 

Pure Joy

  • Happiness is a Latte.
  • Happiness is perfection.
  • Happiness is a choice, not a gift.

 

Resilient

  • Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back. They’re behind your back for a reason.
  • “Whenever I’m feeling a little down, I put on my high heels to stand a little taller.” – Dolly Parton
  • “Just keep swimming.” – Dory

 

All About Makeup

  • Whether for eyeliner or life, just wing it!
  • My favorite makeup is confidence.

  • Makeup: Don’t hide your face – highlight it.
  • Inner beauty needs no makeup.

 

Genuine Beauty

  • Real beauty never asks for attention.
  • Looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  • Sexiness is a state of mind.
  • “The most beautiful curve on a woman’s body is her smile.” – Bob Marley

 

Sticking Together

  • “I was surrounded by extraordinary women in my life who taught me about quiet strength and dignity.” – Michelle Obama
  • “Each time a woman stands up for herself, she stands up for all women.” – Maya Angelou
  • “I raise up my voice – not so I can shout, but so those without a voice can be heard.” – Malala Yousafzai
  • “We’ve begun to raise daughters more like sons, but few have had the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.” – Gloria Steinem

 

It’s a wonderful time to be woman. Tell others all about it!

Snapchat Ideas to Send to your Guy

Snapchat is designed for the irreverent, the ephemeral, the silly, non-sequitur, off-the-cuff moments that, until social media came along, you wouldn’t normally get to share with hundreds of others. But let’s be honest. You don’t really want to send your crush that spontaneous shot of you pulling a duck face next to a watermelon margarita the size of your head with the caption “Partaaaaay Bitches!” I mean sure it says you’re fun, quirky, and possibly an alcoholic, but this is your crush you’re talking about. He doesn’t need to see that side of you until at least date three.

If you’re one of the lucky among us to already have a boyfriend locked down, then you can loosen the reigns a bit. After all, he’s already clued in to your penchant for dressing up your cat as Disney characters and posting him to Facebook with punny captions. Still, with a little guidance, you can use Snapchat as a tool to entice, excite, and entertain him. What’s more entertaining than The Little Mewmaid you ask? Well, let me tell you…

 

Ideas for Snapping Your Crush

Let’s begin in crush territory, since there are undoubtedly more stringent rules here. If you haven’t actually crossed the threshold into early dating, then you have to ask yourself how much you want him to know. Is this the sort of snap that says “We’re good friends (but not really), but really we are just good friends (unless you want something more)”? Or this your official crush coming out party where you let him know that you’ve had your eye on him ever since he avenged you at paintball? Whatever your goals, we’ve got something for you.

Cute Pic of Your Pet

This is almost always a solid choice. Leave the costumes and captions off your furry friend. Just send along a candid shot of your dog giving a winning grin or your cat loafing on the couch – the cuter or sillier the better. Animal pics like this are at once vulnerable and sweet while not coming off as needy and attention-grabbing. They also show a caring side of you. This is a great way to soften your crush up a bit without shouting, “Let’s date” to the rafters.

Show Off Your Talent

You are talented. maybe you play an instrument. Maybe you draw. Maybe you’re an athlete, a writer, or a chef. Maybe you’re just killing it in Overwatch. Whatever your special interest, you’re good at it. Let him know. No, that doesn’t mean snapping a video of you singing Died In Your Arms Tonight at karaoke. But a selfie of you on the karaoke stage with microphone in hand lets him know that you’ve got interests, talents, and, well, a life.

Be Action Girl

Along those same lines, share some of your other interests with him. Do you enjoy hiking? Board games? Museums? Snap about your very active weekend. You don’t even have to be in the snaps. It shows that you’re an interesting and independent person. At the same time it shows you care enough about him to share some of what’s special to you.

Have a Sense of Humor

Before you go there, this does not mean send a picture of you on the toilet making a goofy face. In fact, just avoid the bathroom altogether. Unless you and your crush are long-time friends who are used to this sort of thing, avoid gross humor. Instead, capitalize on some inside jokes. These reinforce the special bond you share. If you’re not close enough for inside jokes, then try making some. An easy way to do this is with something I call Suddenly Pineapple. Dress up a pineapple – something simple and goofy like a wizard hat with one of those glasses-nose-eyebrows combos. Then snap it in bizarre locations. Maybe he’s viewing a nude piece of art at the local modern art museum. Maybe he’s riding in a carriage downtown. Now substitute pineapple for anything you want (toy soldier, zucchini, creepy porcelain doll). If he’s into it, he might pick something and do the same.

In conclusion, I just want to say to keep it mostly short and simple. Unless you’re doing something silly like Suddenly Pineapple, then you don’t want to put too much work into the snap. A contrived snap is easy to spot, and it sends the message that you’re trying way to hard. Finally, don’t oversnap. I know I said to share your interests, but he doesn’t need a blow-by-blow of your weekend. A simple shot of you at the top of a local peak will do nicely.

 

Ideas for Snapping Your Boyfriend

If your once crush has turned into a fully-fledged flower-buying shoulder-rubbing boyfriend, then the snap rules change. First of all, relax. If the prospect of snapping your boyfriend gives you anxiety, then you’ve got other things to focus on. But if you just want to spice things up a bit and make him smile, then here are some places to start.

PG Rated Body Part

OK. You can take this in a couple of directions. The sensual route will have you snapping your bare legs as you sun on your porch. But if you want to get silly with it, send something aggressively anti-sensual. Maybe your boyfriend would appreciate a picture of your elbow with a sexy caption? Perhaps you can entice him with a capture of tasteful side knee. It’s your call.

Wearing His Clothes

For the sensual version, do the obvious. try a full length selfie of you in a dress shirt and undies (a la Risky Business). You might even be able to incorporate a loose tie and jaunty hat. But if you prefer to watch the world burn, then choose some more unusual pieces of clothing, like ratty boxers or dress socks. Wear them on the wrong parts of your body. Strike a sexy pose anyway.

Just Your Lips

This pretty much explains itself. Nothing says “you’re about to get lucky” like a close-up of you biting your lip. If you make a habit of this, consider throwing in some surprises, like you with vampire fangs, you drooling, and you wearing a mustache. You could even get your best guy friend to take a close up of his lips and send those instead.

Places You Remember

This is possibly the most romantic of the options (hint hint guys reading this article). You don’t need to go on a walking tour of your city just for a snap or two, but if you happen by a place with a fond memory, take a moment to share it. Did you just walk by the restaurant where you had your first date? What about the harbor where you left for a cruise last summer? If you’re intent on subverting even this sweet suggestion, you could try the alley where he first held your hair back while you were sick from partying too hard or the overpass where a pigeon pooped on his head that one time.

Toilet Pic

Do it. You know you’ve been thinking about it ever since I brought it up. Just do it if it’s that important to you.

Hopefully these ideas have inspired a little romance, a little openness, and more than a little sass. I just want to leave you with this: no nudes. Please no nudes. Ok, maybe if you’ve been with your boyfriend for years, he’s far away on a trip, and you’re totally comfortable with it, you can send a nude. But for the vast majority of ladies out there, think twice. Once you put it out there, you can’t get it back. And thanks to screenshots, even a snap can last forever.

59 Friendship Quotes for Instagram

This holiday season, you’ve probably been reflecting on the people you love most. Sometimes that means giving thanks to your family, sometimes it means calling up your sister, and sometimes it means remembering why your friends are your friends. Next time you take to Instagram to tell your friends how you feel, consider one of these touching or amusing quotes.

Friendship Defined

  • Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million small things.
  • “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” – Woodrow Wilson
  • “Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives, and remembering what one receives.” – Alexander Dumas
  • “A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself.” – Heidi Willis
  • “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler
  • “Remember no man is a failure who has friends.” – It’s a Wonderful Life
  • “If you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” – Muhammad Ali

What Makes a True Friend

  • True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
  • “True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils.” – Baltasar Gracian
  • “True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” – David Tyson Gentry
  • “True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” – Nicole Richie
  • True friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

What Friends Share

  • I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
  • Best friends don’t need you to explain your jokes.
  • Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
  • Life was meant for best friends and good adventures.
  • The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friend.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

Friends in Hard Times

  • “Friends are medicine for a wounded heart, and vitamins for a hopeful soul.” – Steve Maraboli
  • “It’s the friends you can all up at 4am that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich
  • “The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is dearer than the one who stays away.” – Barbara Kingsolver
  • “I get by with a little help from my friends.” – The Beatles
  • “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light.”  – Helen Keller

Friends Like Me

  • We live so far apart because the world isn’t ready for that much constant awesome.
  • Always better together.
  • Your vibe attracts your tribe.
  • We go together like drunk and disorderly.
  • Surround yourself with people who get it.
  • “In my friend, I find a second self.” – Isabel Norton
  • “The best mirror is an old friend.” – George Herbert

Making New Friends

  • “Some souls just understand each other upon meeting.” – N. R. Hart
  • “There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.” – Jim Hensen
  • “The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.” – Shanna Rodriguez
  • “No friendship is an accident.” – O.Henry

Friends Forever

  • We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends!
  • We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which of us is the bad influence.
  • You’ll always be my friend…you know too much.
  • Good friends never say goodbye.

The Language of Friendship

  • “The language of friendship is not words but meanings.” – Henry David Thoreau
  • “Silence makes the real conversations between friends.” – Margaret Lee Runbeck
  • Best friends have a language impossible to understand by other people.
  • My friend and I communicate in hugs.

Friends and Family

  • “Friends are the family you choose.” – Jesse C. Scott
  • Friendship transfers a stranger into a relative.
  • Treat your friends like family and your family like friends.
  • God gave us friends to make up for our relatives.

Friends and Chocolate

  • Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
  • There’s nothing friends and a little chocolate can’t fix.
  • Friends don’t let friends eat chocolate…alone.
  • In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Being a Good Friend

  • “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” – Henry Ford
  • “The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.” – Zig Ziglar
  • “Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.” – Khalil Gibran

What Friendship Isn’t

  • “No person is a friend who demands you silence or denies your right to grow. – Alice Walker
  • Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest.
  • “A friend to all is a friend to none.” – Aristotle
  • Friendship isn’t always hearing what you want to hear.

Take some time to remember what friendship means to you, and make sure your friends know remember it too.

Not Getting Enough Tinder Matches? What You Can Do About It

So, you’re finally putting yourself out there. You’re ready to meet new people and you’ve heard that Tinder is the place to start. But it’s been a week and you must have swiped through dozens of profiles a day. Why aren’t you landing any matches?

The answer is likely a combination of factors. It’s possible your profile needs a makeover or you’re being too picky yourself. That or maybe you just need a little boost. Here are some tried and true methods for getting more Tinder matches.

Boost Yourself

That’s right. That boost we were talking about is a literal thing. The Tinder boost makes your profile one of the top profiles in your area for 30 whole minutes. That means more people will find you and have the chance to swipe right.

You can get a Tinder boost in one of two ways. Either get Tinder Plus, Tinder Gold, or buy them directly. We cover the first two later on, so lets look at how to buy them directly. Follow these directions from the Tinder home view.

  1. Tap Settings.                                                        
  2. Tap the lightening bolt above Get Boosts to Increase Your Matches
  3. Decide how many boosts you want yo purchase. The more you buy, the less you pay per boost.                                                                
  4. Tap Boost Me.
  5. Tap Purchase.

Become a Tinder Plus Member

Want your money to go a little further? Consider getting a Tinder Plus membership. Tinder Plus gives you one free boost per month. But that’s not all you get.

Users also get unlimited swiping, 5 super likes a day (instead of the usual one), the ability to edit their location (to match with people all over the globe), and more. All of these features will help increase your chances of matching. After all, the more people you like, the higher your chance of coming across someone who likes you too.

To become a Tinder Plus Member, follow these steps from the Tinder home view.

  1. Tap My Tinder Plus at the bottom of the screen.             
  2. Tap Get Tinder Plus.                                                              
  3. Select the length of time that you are willing to commit to paying for a membership. The longer you commit, the smaller the monthly fee. 
  4. Tap Continue.
  5. Tap Confirm.

Become a Tinder Gold Member

Welcome to the most exclusive club on Tinder. It comes with all of the same perks as Tinder Plus. However, it also comes with the handy ability to see everyone who likes you before you like them back.

Of course, this won’t change the number of people who like you. But it does fast track you to those profiles. No longer will you need to drudge through dozens of profiles hoping to find someone who happened to come across your profile and feels the same way. With Tinder Gold all of those people are handed to you on a, well, gold platter.

To become a Tinder Gold Member, follow these steps from the Tinder home view.

  1. Tap Settings.                                                         
  2. Tap Tinder Gold.                                                      
  3. Choose how many months of Tinder Gold you want. As with the others, the more you buy the more cost effective it is.                       
  4. Tap Continue.
  5. Tap Confirm.

Up Your Bio Game

You could make yourself more visible by boosting every day, or even twice a day, but that won’t guarantee that anyone who sees your profile will like it. You need to craft a profile that draws people in. Here are some tips for accomplishing just that.

  • Keep it short and sweet. People come to Tinder for a speed dating experience. They aren’t here to read your novel. Don’t feel like you need to use up all 500 characters and do break your text up into mobile digestible paragraphs.
  • Be sincere. Remember that the goal is to find worthwhile matches, not to match with as many people as humanly possible. Be honest about who you are and what you’re looking for. Be specific too. If your bio is just like the last 10 that person viewed, you’re not likely going to sway them.
  • Have a Bio. While we’re on the subject of bios, it’s always good to, you know, actually have one. No bio? No swipe right. That’s almost a guarantee.

Tinder does not require proof of identification, and there are a lot of bios out there that are questionable at best. Let others know that you’re a genuine human being looking for a genuine connection.

Reconsider Some of Those Photos

Not all photos are created equal. That’s not to say that you don’t look terrific in them. But that they may sending the wrong message to people who don’t really know you. For example, let’s say you include a photo of you doing a stellar yoga pose in front of a waterfall. You might think you have a winner there, but consider how many other stellar yoga poses are showing up on Tinder. Try finding some photos that set you apart.

Of course, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Check out some of these tips for choosing solid Tinder photos.

  • Don’t try too hard to be cool. That selfie of you in the driver’s seat with your aviator shades on isn’t fooling anyone. If you are trying too hard, chances are other people can tell.
  • Avoid being overly sexual. How many times has a new profile popped up only to show a ripped torso, tight shorts, and no head? Or what about the selfie shot that shows more cleavage than face? We all want to look attractive, but don’t overdo it. It’s a turn off for some and might intimidate otherwise worthy matches.
  • Smile. A lot of people avoid smiles. They worry that their smile isn’t attractive or it puts too many lines on their face. If you want to include a couple of photos of you looking more serious, then do it. But make sure to include some smiles. Show people that you’re approachable and don’t take yourself too seriously.
  • Show Your Interest. If you’re outdoorsy, show some pics of you on the trail. If you’re a club-goer, include some reasonably well lit bar shots. Try to show people who you are.
  • Group photos in moderation. Group photos show that you’re active and outgoing. But too many distracts from the main subject: you.
  • Photos with animals and kids for the win. This goes double if you’re a dude. It shows that you’re kind and approachable.
  • Variety is the spice of life. Tinder allows you to add up to six photos. Don’t make them all action shots or selfies. Get a little bit of everything going.

Allow Tinder to Test Your Profile Pics

First impressions are everything. Once you have the perfect line-up of Tinder photos loaded in, it’s time to decide which photo to display first. That’s the photo that will either encourage the other user to check out your profile or reject you outright.

Sound like a lot of pressure? Tinder understands and wants to help you out. There’s a Tinder function that allows the app to test out each of your chosen pics as the primary one. The app checks to see which primary photo results in the most likes and uses that.

To turn this function on, follow these steps from the Tinder home view.

  1. Tap Edit Info.                                                          
  2. Toggle on Smart Photos located beneath your photos. 

You can turn it off and take the wheel at any time.

Try Being Less Choosey

We’re not saying you need to swipe right on everyone. That would defeat the purpose of the app. All we’re saying is that it takes two to make a match. There might be a lot of people out there that like you but won’t get to know you because you rejected them. Consider the possibility that you might be too picky. Start giving people the benefit of the doubt, and start getting more matches.

 

19 Challenges To Do With your Friends

As the summer comes to a close, so too do the sunny days that lead to swimming, hiking, and playing volleyball. Pretty soon, you’ll need to put on that sweater and find some other way for you and your friends to entertain yourselves. You’re in luck, because we have a handful of challenges to amuse, excite, and possible disgust you.

Wasabi Challenge

Let’s start with the basics. If YouTube has taught us anything, it’s that coercing our friends into eating disgusting things (or normal things in disgusting amounts) is a Millennial past time. Maybe it’s time you and your friends see what all what the hype is about. Start be challenging each other to eat a spoonful of wasabi – you know, that spicy green paste that you always brush off when you eat your sushi. There will be no dilly-dallying on this one though, you need to eat the spoonful in under a minute.

Ghost Pepper Challenge

Wasabi just not too spicy for you? If you think you’re a tough culinary cookie, then you might want to go a step further and challenge your friends to eating a whole ghost pepper. They might not be the spiciest pepper in the world, that honor belongs to the Carolina Reaper, but they are not for the faint of heart. Plus, you have to admit that the name has a nice ring to it.

Pictured: Definitely not a ghost pepper.

Raw Onion Challenge

OK, so this one might not sound nearly as tough as the others. After all, when compared with wasabi and ghost peppers, raw onion just doesn’t seem to have enough kick. But have you ever eaten an entire raw onion in one sitting? No matter how much you love onion, you’ll likely find this a formidable challenge.

Gallon Milk Challenge

In the same spirit of gluttony as the raw onion challenge, the gallon milk challenge invites you to drink your fill – and fast. In fact, you have to drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up. A more extreme version of this challenge requires you to drink the gallon in under a minute, but we wouldn’t recommend it.

Pictured: What you’ll essentially be drinking.

The Watermelon Challenge

This food challenge involves an exciting new variant. Not only do you have to eat a watermelon in two minutes, but you have to do it with your hands tied behind your back. Prepare to get very messy.

Powdered Donut Challenge

Now, for the last of the basic food challenges, you need to eat five whole powdered donuts. Sound easy? Try doing it quickly and without taking a single drink. You’d be surprised how much your mouth dries out without a little something to wet the whistle. Not interested in cheating on your diet? No problem, try eating five saltines in a minute without taking a single drink. It’s all of the challenge with far fewer calories.

Wendy’s Challenge

If your’e getting bored with the simple food challenges, fear not. The Wendy’s challenge definitely involves eating, but with a twist. Challenge your friends to order one of each item on the Wendy’s 99 cent menu…and eat ALL OF IT. For added difficulty, see who can finish first. No barfing allowed.

Smoothie Challenge

Looking for a food challenge with a little variety that doesn’t make you eat a week’s worth of calories in one sitting? What the smoothie challenge lacks in gluttony it more than makes up for in ick factor. Choose 8-12 delicious smoothie ingredients and as many disgusting smoothie ingredients. Write each ingredient on a separate sheet of paper and place them in a bowl. Hand the bowl around and have each of your friends pull 4-5 ingredients from it. Everyone should have the same number of ingredients. Finally, reveal your slips of paper and make your smoothie, for better or for worse. The winner finishes their smoothie…every drop.

Pictured: Not your typical smoothie ingredient.

Shabby – Chic Food Challenge

For a fun food game that isn’t gross, challenge your friends to a taste test. Buy two kinds of several types of food: a cheap kind and a gourmet one. Then blindfold your friends and have them try one of each. The challenge is telling which of the types is shabby and which is chic.

Banana and Sprite Challenge

This one is a bit odd and may be based on some false assumptions, but it could be fun nonetheless. Try eating two bananas followed by a liter of Sprite. According to some, there’s some sort of chemical reaction that makes you barf. However, it’s more likely that the combination of banana and Sprite is just plain gross.

Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge

For a real chemical reaction that will make you laugh, try combining some Diet Coke with some minty fresh Mentos. Fill your mouth with a fistful of the breath freshener and start drinking. Your mouth will start looking like a middle school volcano science experiment.

Pictured: Your mouth…soon.

Chubby Bunny Challenge

This oldie is still a goodie. Buy a bag or three of marshmallows and pop one in your mouth. Then, say the words “chubby bunny.” Keep adding a marshmallow until you can’t say the words any longer. See which of your friends can hold the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say those words.

Oreo Face Challenge

Challenge your friends to eat an Oreo. That’s it – just one Oreo. But there’s a catch. They have to turn their face to the ceiling, put the Oreo on their forehead, and try to eat it hands free without letting it fall.

No Thumbs Challenge

Finally, we come to a challenge that has nothing to do with food. Challenge your friends to go the whole day without using their thumbs. Better yet, tape your hands up so that your thumbs are stuck to your palms and completely inaccessible. Just don’t plan to do any cooking.

Pictured: Instructional diagram.

Silence Challenge

You think going the whole day without using your thumbs is tough, try going the whole day without speaking. Challenge your friends to the task and make sure they have to go out in public at least once. The last one to give in is the winner.

Popsicle Stick and Cup Tower Challenge

Challenge your brain cells with this creative activity. You and your friends must build towers using only Popsicle sticks and cups. The winner is the only that builds the tallest free-standing tower. If you want to change things up a bit, brainstorm some other fun building materials.

Blindfold Make-up Challenge

If you’re ready to get silly and messy, try the blind-fold makeup challenge. It’s exactly how it sounds. You blindfold yourself and attempt to apply makeup to a brave friend’s face. Have multiple friends do this and the rest judge the results on accuracy, creativity, and likelihood to end up in a Picasso exhibit.

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Say Anything Challenge

This simple and silly word game is a great way to pass the time. Start by saying a word – any word. Then your friend must say another word that starts with the same letter as your word ended with. This continues around and around. When someone hesitates for too long, says an invalid word, or repeats a word that’s already been said, they are disqualified.

Mouthful of Water Challenge

This challenge is all about laughter (or lack thereof). Have your friend fill their mouth with water. Then try to make them laugh (without physical contact – no tickling). You can use jokes, YouTube videos, and anything else you can think of. Side note: jumping out at them doesn’t count; you’re trying to make them laugh not scare them. For added fun, have all your friends do it and time them to see who can hold onto their water the longest.

Not a fan of these? No problem. YouTube has no shortage of challenge videos that you can draw inspiration from. You can also share some of your favorite challenges below!

 

 

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